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When your Granny had too embroider "This way up " on your bibs.

2007-01-18 11:54:07 · 30 answers · asked by mesmerized 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

( time to own up: borrowed from K.D.)

2007-01-18 12:00:42 · update #1

30 answers

you would know you were an ugly baby iff you see old pictures of you with sausages tied around your neck so the DOG would play with you ,,,,,,,

2007-01-18 12:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by anthazy 1 · 0 0

if you had a pure dome head like some babies who just come out then yeah you were probably ugly, but that cant be helped, just simply look at your pics and decide for yourself,,, or perhaps the midwife tried to stuff you back up were you came from,,thats probably a good hint,,,no really thats cruel am kidding,,,,am sure all babies are beautiful they are gifts from god. but my first son was UG,,,he was really UG infact i qustioned myself "who the hell is the father" cos he doesnt look like ANY of us,,,he had a huge head and was spotty,,,,but he turned out ok so what does it matter.

2007-01-18 12:06:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

"This way up". Hilarious. I know whether i was an ugly baby or no from looking at photos. I can make a accurate assessment in hindsight. I promise.

2007-01-18 11:58:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not really fair to Miss Lang !

2007-01-18 12:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

when u grow up and look at urself and the person in the mirror scare the shiet outta u

2007-01-18 12:14:40 · answer #5 · answered by san s 1 · 0 0

That's mean but funny. 10/10!

2007-01-18 11:58:38 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

You know what grandma says....beautiful in the cradle, ugly at the table.

2007-01-18 11:57:22 · answer #7 · answered by LoneStarLou 5 · 1 0

she was probably wanting to kiss the face in the photo each night

2007-01-18 11:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by ~Mustaffa~Laff~ 4 · 0 0

I had a really flat face apparently!

2007-01-18 11:57:52 · answer #9 · answered by jammer 6 · 1 0

how did you get a hold of my bibs?

2007-01-18 12:06:51 · answer #10 · answered by talofa lava 2 · 0 0

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