A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
2007-01-18 11:14:30 · 17 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny
props
2007-01-18 11:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by wa_tailback2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha! funny! thats a good one! it makes it seem like RIcky cheated bad on Becky! nice! two thumbs up!
2007-01-18 11:36:58 · answer #2 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-01-18 12:10:20 · answer #3 · answered by crazychick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that was funny, hell of a way to end a relationship!
2007-01-18 11:30:27 · answer #4 · answered by laedeb 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
J.B- i would shot him ke$ha- invite her in!! I LOVE KE$HA!!! miley cyrus: she is ok so i'd help with what she needed
2016-03-29 03:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. took me a minute. 9/10
2007-01-18 11:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by twinkie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...the cheater deserves it. 8/10
2007-01-18 11:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like that one! That was good!
2007-01-18 15:19:48 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Priceless! that was a good one.
2007-01-18 11:54:38 · answer #9 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whoa..now thats messed up..i havent heard that before..lol
2007-01-18 11:24:24 · answer #10 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before still funny
2007-01-18 11:18:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋