A guy walks up to a beautiful woman in a shopping mall. "Excuse me" he says "But I've lost my wife here somewhere and I can't find her. Could you please help me?"
"What do you need me to do?" asks the woman.
"Just stand here and talk to me" the man replies.
"How's that going to help?" she asks
"I don't know exactly, but every time I talk to a woman with t!ts like yours, my wife appears out of no where!"
2007-01-18 11:08:32 · 14 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's so true
2007-01-18 11:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by Chloe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-18 19:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is a Dumb man.....he should slide into somewhere thats serves beer have a quick 8 then go look for her and tell her you've been looking all day.
2007-01-18 19:13:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! thats funny! the womans like spying or has t!t vision, and knows when he's talking to a pretty woman! two thumbs up! :)
2007-01-18 19:55:57 · answer #4 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHa. Funny!
2007-01-18 19:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's right, put out the bait and she'll come runnin!
2007-01-18 19:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by laedeb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have you posted this on the "what's the funniest joke you've ever heard?" question? it would be a winner!
2007-01-18 19:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by happyinblue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2007-01-18 23:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! LOL thats a good one
2007-01-18 19:12:53 · answer #9 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funni
2007-01-18 19:37:36 · answer #10 · answered by crazychick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋