John a was in the pub one night and his mate asked him"Another one John?" John answered " I should n't ,I said I would n't be late...the missus you know". His mate said " Oh I know how to get around women,have another and I'll tell you."
Both had a pint and John's mate told him what to do.
"Go home tonight,very quietly,don't put the light on, just lift the clothes at the foot of the bed and slide in,work your way slowly up and give her a long,slow kiss..you know..down there.She'll be so ecstatic she'll forget to be mad with you."
John decided to try it,he crept up quietly into the bedroom,slid up under the duvet and started a long,slow,passionate muff-dive.
After a few minutes he decided he needed to clean his teeth and went to the bathroom.To his surprise his wife was there having a pee." WHAT THE......?????" he shouted" How did you get here?
"Shhhhhhh !" said his wife...."You'll wake your mother."
2007-01-18 10:34:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice theres one for the pub
2007-01-18 12:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by blahdeblah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not nice. Not funny. Perhaps if it had been a maiden Aunt. Have heard versions before.
2007-01-18 19:47:24 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha. That was really funny but I bet it will get taken off because of the content. Made me laugh though.
2007-01-18 18:40:51 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Cow!
2007-01-18 18:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by Dion D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! That is so funny!!!! That's what he gets for pulling a fast one on his wife!!
Let this be a lesson to all you men out there!! LOL!!!
2007-01-18 19:06:52 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!.
lol.
2007-01-18 18:39:30 · answer #6 · answered by Gilly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
2007-01-18 18:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must come close to mother f******
2007-01-18 20:14:34 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww, but funny
2007-01-18 20:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by icicle07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tats funny.
2007-01-18 18:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by ambertottie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋