if you are attached, leave that bit out!
2007-01-18 10:10:32 · 11 answers · asked by rachealuk 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Depends,
here is the Russian ad "Girl wanted, pulse preferable, own teeth a bonus"
here is the American ad "Girl wanted, age 27 -28, 5'6" to 5'7" size 10 -12, brown hair, olive skin, dark eyes, O+ blood group, must earn £20,000+ have own house and car(not Micra) Domestic godess, ****, must be able to hold their ale, University education, virgin, no strong religious stance. rich and old parent, only child"
2007-01-18 11:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One-of-a-kind {thank goodness} 1873 Nutter Mobile. 5 of the 7 cylinders still work. Sounds like chuckles when it rolls down the street.{blame it on bad gas} Lots of space in back for extra critters to roll around in the hay. Only strong, independent women with great sense of humor and bad sense of smell need contact owner.
2016-03-14 07:42:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waddup fool ! Im seeking a slim very attractive brunette between 20-28 who likes trance musik for a fun relationship and if your lucky i might let you date me long term if you impress me , so mail me and if your lucky i might get back to you providing the background check i do on you is all clear and your not a stalker or you dont like to beat men up. Seya .
2007-01-18 17:48:39 · answer #3 · answered by badass-mofu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
25y/o, free and single female looking for someone of similar age and with varying interests as im up for anything. give me a try, you'll never know!
2007-01-18 10:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by Unhinged.... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
25, mexican male living in L.A. not boring, likes to talk and loves to listen. Seeking a woman that loves to drink beer, burps without saying "excuse me", has no kids, but has a job.
2007-01-18 10:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by cesarsauce 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stallion seeks filly. When you see me you won't be able to say NEIGH!
Works every time.
2007-01-18 10:24:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HI SEXY, IN YOUR CASE ID SAY...HOT,SEXY,SEX GODDESS WHOM MOST MEN CANT HANDLE OR KEEP UP WITH. IS NOW OFFERING MERE MORTALS (LIKE YOU) A CHANCE TO PROVE THAT THERE IS AT LEAST 1 MAN OUT THERE WHO KNOWS WHAT WOMEN WANT...AND HOW TO GIVE IT TO THEM. X (OR YOU CAN STICK WITH THE "Single white female ****". xxxx
2007-01-18 13:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by Garrett 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SEXYCRAZYCOOL 27 Y/O AA FEM LOOKING FOR AN TEMP-TO-HIRE FOR FEBRUARY 14, 2007. ALL NEED NOT APPLY. MY MOTHER SAYS ONLY THE BEST WILL DO.
2007-01-18 10:16:27 · answer #8 · answered by Bonita Applebaum 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will pretend to like long walks on the beach or whatever it takes to get in your pants.
2007-01-18 10:16:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
it would say : '' I can't believe it's come to this. I think I'll kill myself''.
2007-01-18 10:52:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋