a male hare and a male bear find a magic lamp in the woods and both rub it,ofcoz a genie appears.
genie:thanx for setting me free, to thank you, you both get 3 wishes each.
bear:i wish all the bears in the woods were female.
in an instant all the bears were female.
hare:i wish i had i had a million dollars
suddenly a millon dollars appeared.
bear:i wish all the bears in the country were female.
all the bears in the country turnded in females.
hare:i wish i had a motorcylce
ofcos a motorcylce appeared.
genie:youre last wishes are my commands.
bear:i wish all the bears in the world were females.
that ofcos happened.
hare: hahaha....i wish mr.bear was gay.
mr.hare then got on his motorcycle and rode away laughing.
2007-01-18 09:52:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so funny. 10/10
2007-01-18 10:03:53 · answer #1 · answered by ronnie g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. 8/10
2007-01-18 18:20:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute that is a 7
2007-01-18 17:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha I like it.
2007-01-18 17:59:56 · answer #4 · answered by ♥butter_fly♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.
Thanx for the laugh:-D
2007-01-18 22:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by girlygirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋