Roy Rogers, Kind of the Cowboys, and his wife Dale Evans were sitting in their ranch house when Dale asked, "Roy, what would you like for your birthday next week?"
"Well, Dale," replied Roy, "all my life I've worn cowboy boots, and just once I'd like a nice pair of patent leather shoes!"
So, Dale ordered a nice pair of patent leather shoes and gave them to Roy on his birthday. "Oh, thank you, Dale! Just what I wanted" exclaimed Roy with glee. He took off his cowboy boots and put on his patent leather shoes, then decided to go for a ride on Trigger.
While riding out on the ranch, a wild cat came upon Roy and started chewing on Roy's shoes! This angered Roy, so he took his pistol and shot the wild cat dead. He then slung the dead cat over his horse and rode back to the ranch house.
Dale, having heard the shot, was waiting on the porch when Roy rode up. She saw the dead cat, and Roy's chewed-up shoe, and said:
"Pardon me, Roy: Is that the cat who chewed your new shoe?"
2007-01-18 09:36:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's better if Dale's punchline is sung!
2007-01-18 09:43:26 · update #1
That's a really funny joke. Good job! I wish everyone here was as funny and sweet as you.
2007-01-18 09:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by Sarbazeirani 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. . . i've got been to the museum that variety into in Victorville. So, somebody who's paid to gown up in makeup and a gown is a extra advantageous function variety than the folk who throughout the time of that era, and others, which contain this one, who've a tendency to our united states's ill - the firefighters and police from the WTC tragedy, the human beings who do Peace Corps paintings??? right here 's a western topic, because of the fact we are on the Roy Rogers concern. . . How with regards to the human beings I knew who volunteered for the duration of the San Diego, California wildfires for 6 immediately days 24 hours each and on a daily basis with very almost no relax tending to evacuated horses? it is genuine paintings. i'm able to think of of a variety of of "sturdy sparkling function fashions" that did extra suitable than any actor.
2016-10-07 09:00:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that the Chatanooga chew-shoe?
It's ok, but definitely better told aloud.
2007-01-18 09:45:10 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as opposed to "Is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo", like dale would have sang.
2007-01-18 09:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okaaay...
I don't think I get it...maybe I'm just being silly
2007-01-18 09:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-01-18 09:41:54 · answer #6 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋