2007-01-18 09:27:24 · 13 answers · asked by Darth Vader 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An Elephant is grey, and a plum is purple.
2007-01-18 09:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by Feeling Mutual 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A. An elephant is grey.
Q. What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants in the distance?
A. Look a herd of plums(Jane is color blind)
2007-01-18 21:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squeeze the elephant, and it will produce a little whine.
Squeeze the plum, and it will produce a little wine!
2007-01-18 17:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by Raindrop 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you can stick your finger in a plum...
2007-01-18 18:03:07 · answer #4 · answered by DelVinci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the elephant has wrinkles and the plum will have them when it becomes a prune
2007-01-18 17:43:13 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't make an Elephant Pudding!
2007-01-18 17:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a plum is smaller
2007-01-18 17:31:47 · answer #7 · answered by Unknown Artist~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really funny joke. Good job! I wish everyone here was as funny and sweet as you.
2007-01-18 17:33:14 · answer #8 · answered by Sarbazeirani 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm, I would say, no difference. They look just the same.
2007-01-18 17:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One is heavier than the other!
2007-01-18 17:38:42 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋