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teacher: as seeing as you cant keep quiet young robert, how do you spell elephant?
(robert stands up and answers)
robert: yes maam, E-L-E-F-E-N-T.
teacher: (tuts) no robert, thats not how its spelt in the dictionary!
robert: you didnt say how it was spelt in the dictionary, you said how do i spell it!

2007-01-18 09:25:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

that's cute

here's one i heard.

Judge: you are accused of stealing a typewriter, how do you plead.
defendant: Innocent your honer, the whole thing was a mistake.
Judge: how so?
defendant: i thought it was the cash registrar

2007-01-18 09:32:21 · answer #1 · answered by talofa lava 2 · 0 0

That's a really funny joke. Good job! I wish everyone here was as funny and sweet as you.

2007-01-18 17:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by Sarbazeirani 2 · 0 0

ha ha, cute but not funny

2007-01-18 18:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0 0

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