What would you have him put in it?
2007-01-18 09:19:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A nuclear reactor. Let John Law try and catch me then! Hoo boy! Zoom Zoom!
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2007-01-18 09:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by The Notorious Doctor Zoom Zoom 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
First we have to define our terms: hotrod? 8 cylander Sterling, midnight black, (Corvette 2nd choice - Viper thrd.), fire spewing exhaust, voice command on everything w/ manual override, appropriate sound system to refine not deafen, tinted glass - black, GPS, mini-dish mount and elevate out of trunk, AND -
because I want there to be a world beyond landfills - hydrogen fueled engine.
2007-01-18 18:26:23 · answer #2 · answered by Joe Cool 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask Him to do His perfect will, and have fun! I know that He enjoyed creating the heavens and the earth! I know that He is able to give us more than anything we can ever ask or think. I know that He loves me greatly (and you as well!), and that what He would choose would ge great, beyond my ability to imagine.
But, I would put automatic GPS coordinates to a special anointed place where I could "enquire of the Lord all the days or my life", and where I could "delight myself in the Lord always". I would have praise and worship music on the radio by a heavenly choir (and God, the Ancient of Days, is alive now, and does both the deepest classical and the most modern contemporary!. I would ask Him to write a beautiful song just for me to enjoy and to praise Him with! I know Hew would!). I would ask for grace unlimited, for speeding tickets, and direction for my way (Prov. 3:5 and 6) to get where I am going, and to be safe. And, I would ask Him to be with me always (see Psalms 139)!
I would want pontoons to drive on water (if Peter could walk on water, then He wouldn't mind helping me drive on it, I believe!), and wings to fly (see Isaiah 40:31). I would want Him to make my oil last arbitrarily long, as He did for the wife of the prophet who had died. And, I want Him to have my GPS unit go on, and direct me to interesting places of His choosing where He wants me to go.
Finally, I would ask for lots of extra seating, that I could use wherever I wanted and whenever I wanted, so that I could give anyone a ride who wanted one. I would take all my friends for rides, and make new ones, too- I would give rides to my enemies, too. I would ask Him to outfit me, as well as my hotrod, to make me fit to drive it. : c )
2007-01-18 17:52:13 · answer #3 · answered by Asking&Receiving 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have him install an Automatic Christ-o-lator that not only turned water into wine, but also turned water into high-octane gasoline. Jesus doesn't want me to pay those ridiculous prices at the pumps.
2007-01-18 17:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Lee Harvey Wallbanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would install the an automatic idiot button. If for any reason I were to crash, I would get a free ride to heaven.
2007-01-18 17:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by danielle Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christ-ler hymn-e
2007-01-18 17:27:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You mean like a hot rod lawn mower? I don't see where this could be going?
2007-01-18 17:24:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
leopard seat covers
2007-01-18 17:26:55 · answer #8 · answered by yodely 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmmmm.....
Ministry! =0)
2007-01-18 17:23:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Id have him turn water into oil...
2007-01-18 17:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by I-Ponder 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋