A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
2007-01-18 08:37:48 · 29 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great first one i am a bit of a stamp collector 10/10 and the second one well i just wouldnt need anything done to my pri oh pic 10/10 and that star
2007-01-18 08:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-01-18 08:51:31 · answer #2 · answered by madkat_coolkat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-01-24 05:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-01-18 08:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
positive. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm promoting the newest innovation in vacuums, that is the perfect little device I have seen in a lengthy time period," and with that, he proceeded to promote off on her new carpet a mixture of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i'll eat it!" She stated, "do you want a fork?! we've not were given the flexibility on yet!"
2016-10-15 10:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The top one was sort of gross...but I would give the second one 7 out of 10.
2007-01-18 13:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by LS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny, LOVE the first 1
2007-01-24 22:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one...i need to find me a stamp collector!
2007-01-18 08:44:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second 1 was hilarious but the first one wasnt as funny.
2007-01-18 08:56:42 · answer #9 · answered by sweet.brunette 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one better.
2007-01-18 08:48:14 · answer #10 · answered by bettiegrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋