Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head and the rear end are interchangeable."
2007-01-18 08:24:00 · 16 answers · asked by sheriff fatman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha so funny 12 out of 10!
2007-01-18 08:43:29 · answer #1 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brand new joke, brand new idea, and you deserve a star, I wish everyone will read this, nicely done =)
2016-05-24 04:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolx, those darn politicians!
2007-01-18 09:20:25 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, funny thing though, dead people are best to operate on, if you screw up, it isn't a problem.. their already dead.. zombies may haunt you however
2007-01-18 08:31:22 · answer #4 · answered by Super Fuzz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good one there
2007-01-18 08:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-01-18 08:28:38 · answer #6 · answered by Plato 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny !! but not ALL politicians are like that
2007-01-18 08:44:29 · answer #7 · answered by nork.ette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it . as a medical intern , i love it .
2007-01-18 08:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by lauren a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn straight! LOL
2007-01-18 08:27:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"blair" bush" very good
2007-01-18 08:29:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋