A drake and a duck in a hotel bedroom. They want to have 5ex but have no condoms. So the drake says "I'll go to get some from the in-house phamacy." The pharmacist says "Shall I put them on you bill?"
Answer 1. Drake says "No I'll suffocate!"
or
Answer 2. Drake says "No, do you think I am a pervert or something?"
Also Funny or not?
2007-01-18 08:18:50 · 24 answers · asked by d1ckdeckard 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The duck says "If I was into oral, I wouldn't be in here asking for condoms now, would I?"
lol
2007-01-18 08:22:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's really not all that funny but I like answer #1 better!
2007-01-18 16:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by SamBamBop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like answer #2 better. Answer #1 makes it sound like a grade school joke or something.
2007-01-18 16:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AnswEr 1: DRAkE SAyS " no i'Ll suFFoCaTE" nO itS NOt FunNi3
2007-01-18 16:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ain't supposed to be the duck gettin the condoms?
not funny, and its old too
2007-01-18 16:28:36 · answer #5 · answered by Super Fuzz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like them both, 1 more than the other
2007-01-18 16:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by scotty_no_sabe 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Answer 2. lol quite good actually
2007-01-18 16:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by Dazed & Confused...literally... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
answer 2 is better and it's not funny.
2007-01-18 16:34:57 · answer #8 · answered by halima b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
answer 1, it's not funny
2007-01-18 16:21:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like the "No, do you think I'm a perver or something" punchline better! lol...it gave me the bigger case of the giggles! lol
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2007-01-18 16:25:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋