somebody cheer me up. tell me a joke or something great thats been going on in your life.
2007-01-18 07:57:16 · 7 answers · asked by i totally agree with you!! not 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a blonde was driving to disneyland and there was a sign that said Disneyland left.So she said oh! and turned around and went home. on her way home there was a sign that said clean restrooms 8 miles and by the time she had driven 8 miles,she had cleaned 43 bathrooms.Do you get it?
2007-01-18 08:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by halima b 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?”
“I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”
“Yes”, she purrs, “indeed I am”
The man replies “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”
2007-01-18 08:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by netohugecox 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A homo$exual found out that the jungle was wild, he gave her his butt!
A homo$exual was given 20 lbs of bananas on his birthday."What am I going to do with all that?" he asked himself. "No problem" he answered himself "I'll eat the excess!"
Two homo$exuals made a solemn oath that never again shall they practice sodomy. A few minutes later one of them found a dime on the ground so he bent down to pick it up. At once the other guy mounted him and started drilling him. "Hey!" the bottom guy cried "Are you gonna break your oath?" "Why?" the guy on top asked "Do you wanna me to dismount?" So the bottom guy answered "Well I didn't say that!"
Hope these jokes boost your spirit! Good Luck!
2007-01-18 08:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I am in the bed having a nibble and it is great
2007-01-18 08:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by akband 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Listen to your teacher girl!!!!!
2007-01-18 08:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
my friend said this to a redhead sitting next to me "well, i see your tampon is working, cuz ur bleeding all over your hair" (makes flowing motions with hands over hair on head).... idk, hes dumb
2007-01-18 08:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by Super Fuzz 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
no offence but this is pathetic
2007-01-18 08:45:37 · answer #7 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋