An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside.... (takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the French Riviera, and....."
2007-01-18 07:45:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! ! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
2007-01-18 07:46:37 · update #1
very good ha ha
2007-01-18 07:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaaahhhaaahh! 10/10 for this best of all jokes that I've heard today!
2007-01-18 07:54:29 · answer #2 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never a story i have heard so ture,so thank the revren oian pasiley so much. he is the master of hatered, from the shankillllll, ye ha.
2007-01-18 09:02:40 · answer #3 · answered by joe e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-01-18 07:50:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2007-01-19 11:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg! that became freaking hilarious...that somewhat made my Friday. and that i respect the way you easily put of their accents, i might want to somewhat imagine how they were declaring it. lol..thanks.
2016-10-15 10:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha!ha! Good joke. I have a girlfriend who is Irish.
2007-01-18 07:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate to tell you this but that joke is so old that someone pulled it on Saint Patrick.
2007-01-18 07:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by ha_mer 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good one.
2007-01-18 08:34:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehe!!! Thats a sure cracker!!!!!! I love it!!! I'd prolly give you a star!
2007-01-18 07:51:13 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Haaaaa!!! Very good!! ;-)
2007-01-18 07:53:49 · answer #11 · answered by Viv T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋