Three girls; a brunette, a red-hair and a blonde were lost in the desert. They were very desperate and were dying from the sunrays and thirst ...when suddenly, they found a magic lamp and they rubbed it. Suddenly, a genie came out and cried: "You've set me free! Everyone of you has a wish that I must fulfill for her! Ask for your wish!" The brunette at once exclaimed "Oh! Send me back to my lovely home where there is my husband, my kids and all those whom I love! And my living too!" So the genie returned her home. The red-haired then cried " Send me home where my garden is, where my pets are and where my lovely neighbours live by!" and so the genie returned her home. Now came the blonde. The genie found her weeping, so he asked her "What's your wish?" The blonde then looked at him and said "Why those two cowards went away and left me alone here! Bring them back to me please!"
2007-01-18 07:29:11 · 9 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehehehehe!!!! Thats a cracker!!! I love it!!! A star for you!
2007-01-18 07:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Sure Way You Can Tell A Blonde Has Been Using Your Computer.
There Is Whiteout On The Screen.
2007-01-18 07:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A blonde will always remain a blonde
2007-01-18 07:40:55 · answer #3 · answered by akband 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A blonde female motorist exchange into 2 hours from San Diego whilst she exchange into flagged down by using a guy whose truck had broken down. the guy walked as much as the motor vehicle and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "specific," responded the blonde, "do you like a strengthen?" "not for me. i would be spending the subsequent 3 hours fixing my truck. My subject is i've got have been given 2 chimpanzees interior the returned which must be introduced to the San Diego Zoo. they are slightly under pressure already so i don't % to maintain them on the line all day. ought to you likely take them to the zoo for me? i will provide you fifty money on your hassle." "i could be chuffed to," stated the blonde. So the two chimpanzees have been ushered into the returned seat of the blonde's automobile and intently strapped into their seat belts. Off they went. 5 hours later, the truck driving force exchange into employing in the process the heart of San Diego whilst all quickly he exchange into horrified!! there exchange into the blonde strolling down the line and conserving hands with the two chimps, lots to the entertainment of the gang. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the line and ran over to the blonde. "What the heck are you doing right here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty money to take those chimpanzees to the zoo." "specific, i be attentive to you probably did," stated the blonde, yet we had money left over---so we went to the videos!!!
2016-10-31 11:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you drown a blond?
write scratch and sniff on the bottom of a swimming pool
2007-01-18 07:36:28 · answer #5 · answered by eddybear 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a Blondie on the Roof ?
Tell her Drink's are on the House..
2007-01-18 07:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by Bryz 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Another dumb blonde joke. It was a good and funny one.
2007-01-18 07:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
pretty good joke.i give it a 10!(LOL!)that's pretty stupid of the blonde to do that.
2007-01-18 07:34:43 · answer #8 · answered by halima b 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-18 07:54:34 · answer #9 · answered by DEBBY'S BABY 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋