...and says her house is on fire!!
Fireman asks '' how do we get there.?
She replies ''ERR HELLO...? in the red fcuking lorry!!!
2007-01-18 06:55:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ohh thats a good one ha ha. heres one for ya and i dont mean any offence to the blondes k.
a blonde brunnette and a red red were on there lunch on the bridge as usual. the brunnette says ohh if i get ham again in my sandwiches tomorro im goin to jump. and the red head said if i get mustard in my sandwiches again im goin to jump too. and the blonde says if i get peanut butter sandwiches again tomorro im goin to jump aswell. so the next day the 3 of em were on the bridge again they all opened their lunches n got the same sandwiches again and they all jumped off...
when there husbands came the brunnettes husband said oh my god its all my fault i knew she didnt lik ham.
and the red haired husband said oh its al my fault i knew she didnt lik mustard.
and the blondes husband said.. dont look at me, she makes her own lunch...........ha ha du lik it
2007-01-23 22:09:49 · answer #1 · answered by shane o d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, very good
Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
2007-01-24 12:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by louisem28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really am gonna start reporting people for being blondeist,
NOW HOW DOES THIS TYPING THING WORK AGAIN.......
2007-01-18 09:24:21 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short 1s are the best.
2007-01-23 00:24:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah - hilarious!
2007-01-18 22:20:46 · answer #5 · answered by charlie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-01-20 11:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by Nutty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great one !
2016-05-24 04:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...heard it so many times but never fails to make me laugh
2007-01-18 06:58:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but good.
2007-01-24 11:48:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did she know it was her house?
2007-01-21 11:19:41 · answer #10 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋