Two blondes were fiercely playing togehter "Your rook!" one said "Check!" the other blonde replied"Your queen is trapped!" shouted the first one. "Checkmate!" cried the second one. Seeing they've spent too much time, the waiter came by and took away the dominos from them!
Two blondes riding a bicycle quarrelled over which one would sit beside the window!
A silly patient went to a blonde doctor. He then completely covered his eye with his hand and said "Doc! I don't know why when I put my hand on my eye like that I don't see with it?" "No problem!" the blonde doctor replied. She pierced his hand!
A blonde entered an IQ test competing alone; she took the third place!
A blonde bought a filter. Finding out it was full of holes, she returned it back!
A blonde wanted to insult her husband, so she stood on top of a table, looked at him and told him "Why you low creature!"
A blonde began to understand at last; she was struck dead!
A blonde died; she hid the news from her family!
2007-01-18 06:49:21 · 13 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are GREAT!
Being a natural Brunette, I LOVE Blonde jokes! LOL
My two all time FAVS are.....
1. What do you call a group of Blondes sitting in a circle around a campfire?
A DOPE RING
2. What do you call a group of Blondes sitting in a circle in the middle of Antarctica?
FROSTED FLAKES
2007-01-18 06:55:50 · answer #1 · answered by ndsouza_1971 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the bicycle , the filter and the one after the filter were funny even though I'm a blonde I still think some blonde jokes are funny but some are just mean these (listed above in teh comment) were funny.
2007-01-18 06:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by ~Holls~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I must say that these were the opposite of the best blond jokes, but indeed the worst ones i've ever read.
(I wonder if the writer was blonde?)
2007-01-18 06:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are THE MOST RETARDED blonde jokes I have ever heard in my life! Someone needs to learn to be a better comedian!
2007-01-18 07:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how do you drown a blond?
write scratch and sniff on the bottom of a swimming pool
2007-01-18 07:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by eddybear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny the first few made me laugh
2007-01-18 06:54:15 · answer #6 · answered by Snowy86 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard some of those before but still kind of funny.
2007-01-18 06:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by cndnchop 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not very funny but first 1 was cute
2007-01-18 07:20:54 · answer #8 · answered by hfroggie2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If those are the best, then I wonder how absolutely shi+ty the bad ones are.
I'm in trouble - so I won't waste me time.
2007-01-18 06:57:04 · answer #9 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haa......Ha..... Ha... I like the Filter one.
2007-01-18 06:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋