2007-01-18 06:47:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon,
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
and the dish ran away with the spoon.
or:
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat did a piddle,
All over the carpeted floor,
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
And added a little bit more.............
Cheer up, when you are down, there is only one direction you can go and that is UP....................
2007-01-18 06:55:06 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cheer up listen to my day
I got up and started preparing for my m,aths exam in the afternoon, exam time came and i sat in my relevant place, papers were handed out attendance slips filled in. just before we started the exam we got a warning about the weather. and in about 10 seconds the fire alarm went off and we were told to evacuate the building and to take our stuff (not normally what they want). when we were evacuating the scaffolding on the building site next to the exam building started to come loose and smashed a few windows. after 30 mins of standing outside in gale force winds we were told that the exam was now cancelled !
2007-01-18 16:43:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a Glass of wine, a long relaxing bath, watch something good on the tv. that should chill you out a bit
If not kick the cat, that always works for me
ONLY JOKEING, i haven't got a cat! I kick the dog instead!
2007-01-18 14:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go and get yourself a bottle of wine and you'll soon feel better!
Have a pint of water and an anadin before you go to bed or you'll feel even worse tommorrow!
2007-01-18 14:51:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Darling you are not alone, i am feeling the same,but right now i am going out for jogging to sweat all those rubbish away.Why not do the same and see if it does work
2007-01-18 14:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by wise5557 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes, snap out of it ha ha cheer up, i'm giving you a cute little blue star
2007-01-18 15:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
moooooooooo ( like a cow) just joking
2007-01-18 14:50:39 · answer #7 · answered by sasavert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry you're having a bad day, would you like me to rub your udders?
2007-01-18 14:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by blackbeetlewidow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a gud s**g, always puts a smile bak on my face :)
2007-01-18 17:49:01 · answer #9 · answered by laura G 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll feel better. Go on read some jokes!!
2007-01-18 14:51:36 · answer #10 · answered by jdzoschke2@sbcglobal.net 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋