He laid her on the table, so white, clean and bare
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breast.
Then drooling felt her thigh.
Da slit was wet and all was set
He gave a joyous cry. T
he hole was wide!
He looked inside, all was darkand murry.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
Then STUFFED THE turkey!
What wur u thinkn u dirty minded dude!
2007-01-18 06:44:55 · 27 answers · asked by tyana 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love your poem, so very clever and deceiving
Worded just right, it can have anyone believing
Something "hot" was happening and extremely appealing
You almost did fool me, but my own thoughts were revealing
That all along your answer wouldn't and couldn't be "dirty"
Instead, it's just very funny and a little bit flirty !!
2007-01-18 07:21:15 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stuffing a Turkey what else is the prev up to next ,
2007-01-18 06:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by JJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, very cute.That's why I like Larry the Cable Guy.He doesn't really say anything dirty but if your mind i there you think he's going there.Thanks for the laugh
2007-01-18 06:51:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why no longer likely for the pink women gown? pink women Costumes: * A white short sleeve shirt * A slender black skirt or black Capri pants * a coloured headscarf around the neck * A pink jacket ("pink-women" written on the back) * Black shoes * Eye liner, mascara, eye shadow darkish green, black pencil on eyebrows and pink lipstick wish this facilitates :)
2016-12-12 14:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one . now here's one for u ...
A guy named Penis von Lesbian came from Austria to America to become an actor.
He went to lots of auditions, but never got a job.
Finally one director took him aside and said, 'Son, the only reason we're turning you away is your name. If you want to make it in this town, you gotta change the name!'
But Penis von Lesbian said: 'I can't do that! This is my name!'
The director said: 'Suit yourself!' and went on his way.
Years and years later, their paths crossed again. The director said, 'I remember you! You're Penis von Lesbian! Did you ever get around to changing your name?'
The actor said, 'Yes, and it helped! Now I go by Dick Van Dyke.
2007-01-18 06:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It should have ended then stuffed the bloody turkey
2007-01-18 06:50:51 · answer #6 · answered by bty937915 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was dude feeling up a turkey????
2007-01-18 07:04:53 · answer #7 · answered by punchy333 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about a chicken because that's how this jokes tend to end. i have one for you : something tall and brings kids???? no.. NOT That take your mind of the gutter, it's a school bus.!!
2007-01-18 06:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by sasavert 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
was the first time i heard it 7 years ago
2007-01-18 06:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by Rachybubbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was thinking it was almost lunch time, that turkey sounds appetizing.
2007-01-18 06:49:10 · answer #10 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋