A guy was standing at a bus stop outside a jewellery shop, a mini screeched to a halt....an elephant jumped out picked up a brick with it's trunk smashed the window with it, sucked up all the jewellery on display with it's trunk jumped back in the mini and sped off. The guy was flabbergasted...few minutes later the cops screeched to a halt and said to the guy did you see anything...the guy says you are not gonna believe this and told him the story....cop says okayyyy can you give me a description, the guy looked at him and says well big, wrinkly, grey....ermmm........ the cop says was it an African or Indian Elephant the guy says I dunno the difference...the cop says an African has big ears and an Indian has small ears...the guys says I dunno it was wearing a balaclava.....lol!!
2007-01-18 06:36:08 · 17 answers · asked by William C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is this a true story?
2007-01-18 06:43:58 · answer #1 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still pulling the left-over Christmas crackers, eh?
2007-01-18 09:12:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny and you have got the ear sizes wrong,it is the other way around.
2007-01-18 06:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I tried to read them but the spelling mistakes really made it hard for me to concentrate!
2016-03-29 03:23:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did Paddy say when he saw three elephants walking down the street?
"Oh look, there's thre elephants walking down the street!"
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What did Paddy say when he saw three elephants walking down the street wearing Sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognise them
2007-01-18 07:26:21 · answer #5 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
afican have big ears( don't tell noddy)
indian have little ears( big ears son)
? WILL NODDY PAY THE RANSOME
2007-01-18 06:46:02 · answer #6 · answered by JONNY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were gonna say I did'nt hear him speak.
2007-01-18 09:28:40 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad have heard worse lol.
2007-01-18 06:41:18 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, Igive up, whats a BALACLAVA?
2007-01-18 06:40:40 · answer #9 · answered by don 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad made me chuckle.
2007-01-18 06:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋