Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
Oooh I hang my head in shame!
2007-01-18 06:36:06 · 28 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ooooooooow tink how can you speak about men in that tone of voice good one 10/10 your not getting a star
2007-01-18 07:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong TINK.....
Santa Claus survived. He comes round every christmas. Ask the kids.
This perfect woman is not to be seen anywhere. Believe me. I have searched high and low.......
2007-01-22 09:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uoyr right nobobody or antthing is perfect and there is no such thing as santa claus, other than that that story before the scroll was hysterical
2007-01-18 06:42:45 · answer #3 · answered by yoyo2ghettofab 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have said and evil spirit was driving the car as a perfect man, a perfect woman and santa don't exist
2007-01-18 08:25:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I figured the first part out before reading. The second part about the women driver was funny. I think I've heard a similar joke before.
2007-01-18 06:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so true because there is no such thing as a perfect guy or santa lol :)
2007-01-18 06:40:19 · answer #6 · answered by Ally. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10/10 this is by far one of the best this year, ok only mid january, but still a good one
2007-01-18 06:41:14 · answer #7 · answered by BobC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there really is such thing as a perfect woman, I haven't met her yet. And if that woman was perfect, how comes she didn't have perfect driving skills?
(o.O?)
2007-01-18 06:41:29 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Zaius 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Shamelessly, yes I do. Have a feeling my husband may love it even more.
2007-01-18 06:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, I am impressed.
Best so far this evening.
in the order of the smileys, you have earned an amazing.......
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2007-01-18 06:41:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋