HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER!
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate,
Jennifer, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than meets the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying
that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer
is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
2007-01-18 06:21:15 · 7 answers · asked by jazz_lover_25 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO! 10/10!
2007-01-18 06:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-24 03:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD! that is the funniest, most ironic thing I've heard in a llooooooooooooooong time
2007-01-18 07:08:42 · answer #3 · answered by sasavert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a version of that before, but it's still cute.
2007-01-18 06:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!!! That sneaky mommy!!
2007-01-18 06:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME JOKE.. THAT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD AND VERY FUNNY...LMAO
2007-01-18 06:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
busted.. lol.. that's a good one..
2007-01-18 06:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋