This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at
9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able
to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting roo
2007-01-18 06:05:37 · 10 answers · asked by rrcoyote 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended
that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made
an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
NEVER going back to that doctor ever!
2007-01-18 06:14:04 · update #1
im so curious to hear the rest of the story ! u cant just cut us off like that!
2007-01-18 06:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AND...when she got to the gyno and had her exam, he said, "my, didn't we go through alot of trouble today to look decent for the exam". The woman is confused by the comment. When she gets home, her daughter asks her "mom did you see the washcloth I left in the bathroom? I need it to finish my project with the sparkly glitter, I was wiping up the excess with it"
2007-01-18 14:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by snugg_bug 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.. wow... I can imagine my girlfriend doing this too... 10/10
2007-01-18 14:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh-Kay. I wouldn't go back either.
2007-01-18 15:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's embarassing but still funny
2007-01-18 14:20:18 · answer #5 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um i dont quite get it. did you tell it all? that washclothes are digusting.
2007-01-18 14:12:03 · answer #6 · answered by rainbow joy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW that is funny. !! I am showing this to everyone.
2007-01-18 14:16:10 · answer #7 · answered by emtjen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS FUNNY...LOL
2007-01-18 14:10:44 · answer #8 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK
2007-01-18 14:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for sharing........
2007-01-18 14:18:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋