Missing Period
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
2007-01-18 06:02:34 · 9 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, thats so funny. im laughing so hard right now!! good one!
2007-01-18 06:08:08 · answer #1 · answered by Syd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, but it still is funny
2007-01-18 06:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Erin go Bragh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny:) i needed a laugh!!
2007-01-18 06:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by sactified1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-18 06:05:20 · answer #4 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaaaaahaaa. good one. my little brother did that once.
2007-01-18 06:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by rainbow joy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THE LEARN SO YOUNG..LOL
2007-01-18 06:07:53 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH thats bad.
2007-01-18 06:38:05 · answer #7 · answered by icddppl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Funny
2007-01-18 06:29:35 · answer #8 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2007-01-18 06:18:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋