Adventures Of A Car Salesman
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say! If you farted just touching it, you're gonna sh*t when you hear the price."
2007-01-18 05:58:06 · 17 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
keep her away from the bmw and mercedes dealerships then..lmao
2007-01-18 06:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny :) Needed a laugh!!
2007-01-18 06:23:13 · answer #2 · answered by sactified1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOu Good. Nice one
2007-01-18 08:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by do you smell..... what's coo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one! 8/10...
and a star!
2007-01-18 06:00:49 · answer #4 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!! lol, 9/10
my mommy has a lexus :]
2007-01-18 06:06:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is hilarious
2007-01-18 06:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so crazy. Where did you get that from.
2007-01-18 06:00:55 · answer #7 · answered by Zuria(that's my name) 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!!! im telling this to everyone i know!!! and Im not being sarcastic!!
2007-01-18 06:02:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!! So funny!!!!!
2007-01-18 06:03:28 · answer #9 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol!
and she'd probably die when she drivin it!
2007-01-18 06:01:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋