Russia and the United States were contending about which country would rule the world. They decided to have a dogfight in order to choose, in which they had five years to prepare. The Russians inter-bred several vicious breeds, including a weimaraner, pit bull, rottweiler and a German shepherd. A truly mean dog emerged after five years, and the Russians were confident and ready to take on the U.S.'s dog.
The Russian dog growled loudly as he entered the fight ring. The U.S.’s dog was a very long and low dachshund. The Russian dog lunged at the dachshund, but the dachshund immediately bit off the Russian's dog's head. That was the end of the match, and the U.S. won control of the world.
The Russian breeders and leaders came over to talk with the U.S. officials and said, "It took us five long years to breed a weimaraner with a pit bull, and then a rottweiler and a German shepherd--all into one hybrid dog." So they asked, "What did you do? How could a dachshund defeat our ferocious dog? The U.S. officials answered, "It took us five long years to figure out how to make a crocodile look like a dachshund."
2007-01-18 05:57:29 · 2 answers · asked by punchy333 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles