Lawn Mower
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place - the grass is almost a foot high!"
2007-01-18 05:56:21 · 13 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On a 1 to 10 I give it a 12 THAT'S FUNNY GOOD ONE
2007-01-18 06:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by bill_ray56 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not smoke it but honestly would love to have the pleasure of trying. Marijuana is a naturally occurring substance in the Earth no matter how many people don't like it. They don't add any chemicals in it like they do in cigarettes. It's better than smoking cigarettes or drinking because NO ONE has EVER died from it!! Now of coarse people will Over exaggerate and misinform people about this PLANT to keep people from smoking or eating it which sucks!! Marijuana has medical purposes. For example; It helps cancer patients with their hunger. It also helps to reduce eye pressure. The benefits of this plant out way anything else. It's a PLANT!!!! It was always here!!! Man did not Make it!!! I think the people who Just judge Marijuana with out all the facts are buying in to all the Lies about it and are narrow minded!! You may lose some brain cells and may forget somethings BUT that All depends on how the plant reacts with your body!! It's not the same for every one. It gives you the munchies and makes you sleepy. It's not that bad and I don't think it should be illegal. I think the truth about Marijuana should be told. Now bring on the thumbs down because I know there alot of people who will not agree with me. By the way people who smoke Marijuana are Cool and Groovy!!! there is nothing wong with them. Even though I don not smoke it ( yet ) I have a positive out look on it and I will get the facts about something First Before throwing out an EEEWWWwWW that's disgusting!! I think smoking cigarettes is disgusting because it's not natural!! And You can defiantly get Nasty Lung cancer and other types of cancer by smoking that. But weed is healthier.
2016-05-24 03:52:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha. ouch. awesome. just goes to show what rich lawyers are like.
2007-01-18 06:01:08 · answer #3 · answered by rainbow joy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG what a cruel joke...LOL still put a smile on my face.
2007-01-18 06:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by mmh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 I likw weed.
2007-01-18 06:00:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg thats horrible but funny too lol..
2007-01-18 05:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by LaDy A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool joke
2007-01-18 06:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ONLY A LAWYER..LOL
2007-01-18 06:15:55 · answer #8 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol gonna use them as lawnmowers
2007-01-18 06:10:38 · answer #9 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, good one!
2007-01-18 06:00:35 · answer #10 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋