A father polar bear and a baby polar bear were walking across the ice when the baby polar bear said to his dad "Dad, am I part panda bear?" "No", replied his dad. "Well then, am I part brown bear?" Again his dad said no. A short time later the baby bear asked again, "Dad, maybe I'm part koala bear?" The father getting annoyed said, "look son, I'm a polar bear, your mums a polar bear. Why on earth do you keep asking for?!" "Because," the baby bear said,"I'm freezing!!".
2007-01-18 05:33:42 · 31 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10-Clean and funny!
2007-01-18 05:37:16 · answer #1 · answered by rich11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cute. I love polar bears. Did you know that there skin is black and their fur is clear!!! That is why it looks like a dingy white with hints of yellow.
2007-01-26 02:38:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pleasant
lol
2007-01-18 05:38:59 · answer #3 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes a change a good clean joke.Ha Ha
2007-01-22 22:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
makes me wonder why they dont freeze to death jumping in that freezing water then coming out and sitting in the snow enough to give you piles 10/10
2007-01-18 05:54:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to think it was funny when I was about 10
2007-01-18 05:38:37 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute and funny, didnt take long to get the funny.
2007-01-26 01:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just a new version of an old joke, not funny sorry 2/10
2007-01-18 05:45:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Poor thing
2007-01-22 12:21:21 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 laugh out loud ''lol''
2007-01-18 06:03:14 · answer #10 · answered by ஐsummer girlஐ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋