A salesman was walking down the street and saw a lady to which he had previously sold a purse made out of penis skin. He asked her, "How do you like your new purse?"
She replied, "I love it! When I rub it, it becomes a suitcase!"
2007-01-18 05:08:39 · 18 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol! lol...i guess i should go get some klenex...cuz if u keep this up im gonna start gettin teary!
I bet if she licks it, itll turn into a body bag!
2007-01-18 05:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm consistently doing issues like that! I actually have a 4yr previous daughter and 2yr previous son so something from a barbie doll to construction bricks get thrown in my bag on journeys out! And its absolute to bypass landing interior the poor cashiers lap or flying around the keep! My maximum embarrassing inspite of the incontrovertible fact that has have been given to be the time whilst 'the solid ole rampant rabbit' !! Ended up in my daughters hands at her cake sale day. The week in the previous i were to a ann summers party and the hot rampant tickled my fancy lol *i will experience myself warming up!* in the previous i went to the cake sale i ended at my acquaintances to %. my new puppy up... crammed it in my bag, as you do. Forgot approximately it. Wasn't till i went to pay for some fairy truffles grew to become around to get my handbag from my bag (had my son with me and bag exchange into on the pram) that i observed my daughter waving my 'new puppy' around "whats this mummy" ?! I actually died instantaneous that day. all and sundry purely regarded at me mouths on the floor, as they do!! actually I even have in no way been so wanting to get my daughter outta college!!
2016-10-31 10:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. That was a good one. You can get your very own designer bag from http://urlx.org/directtrack.com/6809f for free. All you have to do is fill out the survey. My girlfriend got her bag from that site and all she had to do was choose the bag she wanted and enter in her email address.
2007-01-18 08:31:23 · answer #3 · answered by Sam M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Sick! 2/10
2007-01-18 05:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-01-18 05:11:18 · answer #5 · answered by Laura S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!Thats cute XDXDXD
2007-01-18 05:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by Small_And_Mighty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-01-18 05:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who made the purse, jozef mengele?
that wasnt funny at all if you think about it.
2007-01-18 05:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's cute
2007-01-18 05:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by Erin go Bragh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL..pretty good 9/10...
2007-01-18 05:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by mmh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋