2007-01-18 04:52:06 · 22 answers · asked by Kisawanta 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear
made of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."
2007-01-18 04:54:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not real short but here goes, A blond was in a field rowing a boat, another blond walks by and says "you are what makes us other blonds look bad", If i knew how to swim I would come over there and kiss your ***.
2007-01-18 04:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by sweetme35 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A kindergarten boy who was brooding about his missing black kitten was taken aback when his class teacher (who was wearing a skirt without 'undie') crossed her legs. He started crying that she was hiding his black kitten. No amount of pacifying helped to stop his sobs. His parents were sent for. The boy complained the same. Finally, the teacher agreed to undress to show him that she was not hiding his black kitten. After this, to the inquiring parents, the boy answered peacefully: "No, my teacher is not hiding my kitten. My kitten has mouth like this - and not like this l"
2007-01-18 05:05:01 · answer #3 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What did george washington say to his men before they got in the boat to cross the delaware?
A: Men, Get in the Boat
2007-01-18 04:55:11 · answer #4 · answered by DudeMan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A skeleton walks in to a bar. He says, "Gimme a lager, and a mop." what's 15 inches lengthy, and hangs in the front of a jerk? Donald Trump's necktie How does "The Creature's relations take a relations portrait.? all of them jam into the front seat and run a purple problem-free. guy: "were you faking it very last evening?" woman: "No, i became somewhat napping." previous guy: "record, i'll't bypass pee." healthcare professional, "How previous are you?" previous guy, "ninety six." healthcare professional, "you've peed adequate." 2 Seagulls fly over the Kentucky Derby. One says to the different, "i'm gonna positioned everythingg I were given on quantity 7." what's bushy and stands proud of a mans pajamas at evening? His head. a guy robs a monetary organisation and takes hostages. He says to the first hostage, "did you spot what got here about," the hostage stated, "convinced." The robber shot him. Then the robber stated to the subsequent hostage, "did you spot what got here about?" the subsequent hostage stated, "No, yet my spouse did."
2016-10-15 10:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite joke is the man who rushed into the doctor's office and said, "doctor please help! my wife thinks she is a bird!" The doctor says, "bring her in! I'll check on her real quick!" The husband says, "i can't! She just flew south for the winter!" Haa....hahaha!
2007-01-18 04:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by geneva 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A genie asks a black man what his wish is. He says, "I wanna be white, tight, & outta sight". Poof, the genie turned him into a tampax.
2007-01-18 04:56:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear the joke about the corn?
It was really corny.
2007-01-18 04:55:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an amature gynacologist. No experience, but I'll have a good look at it.
2007-01-18 04:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by andy in greece 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wanna hear a dirty joke.....
A boy was playing in the mud.
You wanna hear a clean joke....
The boy took a shower
2007-01-18 04:58:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋