Blonde Joke?

Question

There was this blonde who loved to ride horses. She saw this beautiful horse and mounted on She was riding along till she felt herself slippy off. She tries to grab the main of the horse but could not get a grip. Then she tried to throw her arms around the horses neck but she was still slipping. Then she tried to jump off the horse but her foot got stuck on the Stirrup. the horse was riding along dragging the blonde and her head was banging off the ground. She thought she was going to die till out of nowhere the Wal-Mart greeter came out and unplugged the horse.

Answer 1

you are sexy

Answer 2

lol an oldie but a goodie!


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

Answer 3

A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.

The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."

The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."

Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."

Answer 4

THAT is priceless!!! What is the punchline???!!!! (kidding!) Did she get a discount on the next ride ??????

Answer 5

it's a good thing you look like a hottie in that picture of yours, 'cause that joke is awful. happy day.

Answer 6

Okay

Answer 7

Really nice.

Answer 8

that is funny, hunny.

Answer 9

he he

Answer 10

ok