Things Mom Would Never Say
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"
"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"
"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"
2007-01-18 04:43:21 · 30 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
true
2007-01-18 04:46:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-01-26 02:47:20 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and the truth 8/10
2007-01-18 05:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah sweetie ...I had sex in my teens, smoked weed and kissed my highscool girlfriend....
So your anorexic?..well at least that way youll be accepted in that model agency!
why dont you tell your new boyfriend to sleepover??Im sure your father will love the idea!!
2007-01-23 13:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by mswildsexycool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that would be true tink cant see your mum saying any of them to you 10/10
2007-01-18 06:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a mum to a eleven year old girl this made me smile . :)
2007-01-23 23:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by scorpionbabe32 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom said at least half of those. Is that bad?
2007-01-18 04:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by Kris B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw some of these on shirts at http://humorshirts.tripod.com
2007-01-18 08:30:25 · answer #8 · answered by sally s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too right, my mum is always saying the complete opposite of that
2007-01-25 19:31:00 · answer #9 · answered by buffy Fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good !! so heres £50 to top up your phone
2007-01-18 04:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish my mom said that about my curfew
2007-01-18 04:48:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋