Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
2007-01-18 04:40:12 · 15 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats soo true! heres a few more: heres the remote you can watch what ever you like tonight.you look lovely darling but you could use a bit more make up and your skirt is too long! of course ill pick you up at 3am from town i wasnt going to sleep anyway! your mother is always right! how much do you owe on your credit card ill pay it off for you! dream on!
2007-01-22 22:16:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In this day & age anything is possible.3 we had our sons ears pierced when they were 2 & 3.
2007-01-22 22:23:15 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 and 2 were good.
2007-01-18 04:45:07 · answer #3 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fine gr8
What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
2007-01-22 23:16:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 & 2 I can do any thing to make that come true
2007-01-18 05:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by tanan_nen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i say all that to my son and he does the opposite 10/10
2007-01-18 06:07:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
-1... your mother is a genius son!!
2007-01-18 04:45:19 · answer #7 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being a father myself, i find this joke quite funny, and sadly accurate............LOL
2007-01-23 06:28:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL yep that is even funnier than the mom one!!!!!
2007-01-20 00:04:14 · answer #9 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am so proud of my children , cos they are mine - I hope.
2007-01-21 11:14:55 · answer #10 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋