Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
2007-01-18 04:35:09 · 43 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
american edison screw type bulb?
2007-01-18 04:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, try this one
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2007-01-24 12:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by louisem28 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay, but in the UK we do not usually have 'screw' bulbs so it took a few seconds for me to get the joke. What we do have in the UK,- just like you - I guess, are lots of ' screwy ' blondes ! They are all lovely and loved the whole world over !
2007-01-25 11:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? Shine a torch in her ear.
This joke is sexist, blondist and just about everything-ist. You'll all be pleased to know I've still got the small scar from where her 'friendship ring' caught my face...
2007-01-24 04:38:21 · answer #4 · answered by hawk-eye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.
The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."
The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."
Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."
2007-01-18 04:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Dizzy
2007-01-26 00:33:08 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-01-18 04:38:44 · answer #7 · answered by Mmenard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of a long way to go for the joke but still funny!
2007-01-18 04:39:38 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny the first time I heard it a couple of years ago... SO its probably still just as funny to someone just hearing it.
2007-01-26 01:35:07 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-25 01:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. If they were all spinning the ladder, who changed the blub?
[.......... 15 minutes later]
Oh, I get it now. One was ON the ladder.
I have brown hair.Maybe that explains it.
2007-01-26 03:55:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋