my boyfriend took a picture of me in my underwear and sent it into a soft porno mag!!! And they offered me an interview!!! i dont know whether thats a compliment or.....!!! i am so angry that i want to get him back really big and bad...but me and my friends cant think of a really evil yet funny thing to do - minus the chessy cliche tricks...Lol
2007-01-18 04:29:31 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Need more ideas sori for the repost
2007-01-18 04:30:28 · update #1
why don't you wait for him to fall asleep. and put i big dic* by his mouth and have a friend wake him up then take the picture and post it on the Internet.
2007-01-25 16:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by beauty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just tell every one he's useless in bed and has a dick the size of a small rodent,or if ya really wanna get nasty find or take an old pic of him and put him up on a internet dating site looking for another man and tell people about where they can see him,after all its want the net was made for,the useless in bed thing should be enough as thats gonna hurt,of course you could do all 3,
2007-01-25 10:14:20 · answer #2 · answered by stephen a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could send him some live chickens or turkeys in the mail. Believe it or not, the birds can be mailed. All you have to do is order from the hatchery and a lot of hatcheries have websites. For example: http://www.mcmurrayhatchery.com/index.html. You could have the birds sent to his work, just to let him know how 'foul' his actions were.
Imagine how he's going to explain to his boss what he's doing with 15 live turkeys in the middle of a work day.
2007-01-18 04:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello I hope you get him back real good, I would get him into a position where he's not comfortable so he's soft and then take a picture of his not so large manhood and send it to a well-known mag!!!! make sure he's as small as possible so that you don't make him look good at all!!!! lol hayleyxx
2007-01-18 04:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by Hayley-May 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should take this as a complimentt, your man thinks that you have a banging body, hot enough to be in a porn mag.
why get even with him, it is up to you if you decide to take action with the mag, but for surely that is a huge complimen coming from a guy. Be flattered
2007-01-25 16:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by soldierlady226 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, do you have a good male friend? this's what u can do.. get ur bf drunk, play around with him and get him naked.. when he's sleeping have one of ur male friends to lay next to him and then take a pic of both of them, make sure ur friend's face does not show on the pic and make sure to have a good shoot of ur bf's face. Send the pic to some gay porn web page, or if ypou can not get a guy to do that for u then put a dildo and K.Y next to him and send the pic everywhere you can!!
2007-01-26 04:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by kLaUDiA G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a compliment yet he ment it as a joke. I would take them up on their offer. And that in itself you will get the last laugh and get paid at the same time. Can't get any better than that.
2007-01-26 01:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by wet t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go get the photo`s taken and post them to all his work mates signed and with a big red kiss in the middle.
2007-01-23 23:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not do the interview and explain how the guy who sent in the pic couldn't really satisfy you properly, was too small/fast/rubbish to really perform. And that now your looking for a real man...
That ought to do it!
2007-01-18 04:32:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a really crappy thing that he did. Two suggestions:
1. dump him, because obviously, you can't trust him and he doesn't have your best interests in mind.
2. forgive him and let it go. Revenge will do bad things to your mind that you will carry with you into the next relationship (by thinking that your next bf will behave the same way).
2007-01-18 04:35:00 · answer #10 · answered by Wondering 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋