A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to
her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know
you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your d*ck is as hard as your
elbow, I'm in Room 221."
2007-01-18 04:27:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LLLLLLLLLLoooLL hehehehe..
2007-01-18 04:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Age has nothing to do with feelings; every body needs Simone to love, to care for. I think they both did it intentionally to attract an audience.
2007-01-18 12:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by Philip B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah yes, the old ones are always the best, good for you 8/10
2007-01-18 14:01:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Husband grabs his wives breasts and says.
If you firmed those up we could go on holiday.
she grabs his crotch and says,If you firmed that up I could sack the gardener!
2007-01-20 10:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hadn't heard that one before.. that's pretty good
2007-01-18 12:32:19 · answer #5 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-01-18 12:34:12 · answer #6 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-18 13:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gud x
2007-01-21 11:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well yes ha ha ha lol
2007-01-18 12:32:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2007-01-22 11:23:07 · answer #10 · answered by top cat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋