Visiting Bin Laden, America's Fir$t Lady cried at him for his terrorist acts. She tried convincing him that what he was doing was un-Islamic, unacceptable to humanity, etc. Bin Laden, moved by her words, agreed to stop terrorism! But on one occasion, he added; he must fu*k her! The astonished respectable lady declared her stern refusal at once, but when Bin Laden threatened to flood America with terrorism, promising far more worse acts than 9/11, she forcefully yielded. After getting satisfied with her, Bin Laden assured the Fir$t Lady that her country was now safe from any terrorist threats. Depressed by what happened, the First Lady confessed to her priest and told him what occured in detail. Touched by her story, the priest advised her to wash her pu$*y at the banks of the Missisippi River to cleanse herself from her sins! As she went there to purify herself, she found the American President washing his ar$*hole there (He has just convinced North Korea to end her nuclear program!)
2007-01-18 04:10:31 · 2 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles