She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
2007-01-18 04:02:09 · 12 answers · asked by Jo C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This Poem is very interesting, sensitive and erotic... but at the end you the dirty minds will find disappointment. This is a poem which is saying words should not be misinterpreted in haste.
2007-01-18 04:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like this poem. knew it was about a dentist fairly quickly, but it was still very good!!
2007-01-18 04:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by dragondave187 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, definitely put a smile on my dial. Good one, must admit i was not thinking of a dentist.:))))
2007-01-18 04:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha Oh ma days man! I love these poems. They r actually amazin. haha. U r guuuudd!
2007-01-18 06:35:56 · answer #4 · answered by tyana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay, very funny. It really is my dirty little mind too!
2007-01-18 04:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice play of words.... Worked pretty well.... LOL
2007-01-18 04:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gasp, gasp! Very good.
2007-01-18 04:07:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good..and not the ending i was expecting .!
2007-01-18 04:06:32 · answer #8 · answered by grumpcookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm
2007-01-18 04:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good,,,,,,,,,,,,,
2007-01-18 04:07:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋