Two little girls playing with a ball in the garden. The ball rolls under a nearby bush so one of the little girls crawls under to get it out. Unfortunately it's a thorn bush, so she gets a thorn stuck in her finger. Crying, she runs indoors shouting "Mummy Mummy, I've got a thorn in my finger - get some apple juice!"
Mum says: "But why do you want apple juice - wouldn't a bandage be nicer?"
And the little girl says : "Well, I was playing with Rosie, and her big sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider."
2007-01-18 04:01:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant, lmao
2007-01-18 06:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!... ha ha ha?
Sorry, I do have a sense of humour but I find the joke very disturbing :)
2007-01-19 01:22:42 · answer #2 · answered by venom! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-01-18 04:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one , very good (wonder how long the idiots will let this stay on??)
2007-01-18 04:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one keep it up buddy
2007-01-18 04:05:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww, this one is better.
2007-01-18 04:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by RoseBud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, very good
2007-01-18 04:06:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-18 04:05:43 · answer #8 · answered by john9999999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋