Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out
until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk
containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not
soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
2007-01-18 03:36:12 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was really good made me laugh so much was the cake rises that got me the most.
Good one mate xxx
2007-01-18 09:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a laugh kc like the one if cake rises leave town 10/10
2007-01-18 06:22:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 measures of sand for every 1 measure of cement.
Oh no, sorry that's mortar.
2007-01-18 03:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good 10/10 lmao
2007-01-18 06:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, have never heard that one before.
2007-01-18 04:09:01 · answer #5 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and dont forget the buns in the oven
2007-01-18 03:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by philip_jones2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute..
2007-01-18 04:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by keepmynameoutchamouth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2007-01-18 03:58:21 · answer #8 · answered by teardrop301 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've not heard it before, made me chuckle!
2007-01-18 07:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but it still puts a big grin on my face!!!
2007-01-18 03:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋