Psychic wins Lottery!
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2007-01-18 03:20:54 · 6 answers · asked by Maverick 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Psychic Wins Lottery news headlines: http://www.psychic-junkie.com/psychic-wins-lottery.html
2007-01-18 06:49:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Because psychics are either frauds or deluding themselves.
2. Because the pig that wins ends up in that evening's casserole. So the pig that finishes second always looks mightily relieved.
3. Because if they did, the Association For Equal Rights For Nail Polish would sue the paper in a heartbeat.
2007-01-18 11:38:49 · answer #2 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-18 11:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by gatorboi19884870 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I said so.
2007-01-18 11:31:29 · answer #4 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah for real eh stupid news papers anyways
2007-01-18 12:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by muzit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2007-01-18 11:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋