Ladies, did you know that a man is made up of many useless "things?"
He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple.
Two calves that will never become cows.
A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere.
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything.
Twenty nails that won't hold a board.
A chest that won't hold linen.
Two txts that won't give milk.
Two buns that won't feed anyone.
A belly button that won't button.
Two bxlls that won't roll.
An axs that won't pull a plow.
An organ that won't play music.
A cxck that won't crow.
And what are YOU laughing about?
You've got a pxssy that won't catch mice!
2007-01-18 03:19:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lmao 10/10
2007-01-19 01:15:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but the hole is there for the mouse 10/10
2007-01-18 07:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who says that they won't catch mice???? hahahahahhaa
2007-01-18 03:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one . Lmao
2007-01-18 03:24:17 · answer #4 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found it funny x
2007-01-18 03:24:44 · answer #5 · answered by donna g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
2007-01-18 03:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by teardrop301 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-18 03:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by gamias 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY,and clever
2007-01-18 03:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2007-01-18 03:22:38 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Borderline - Funnish! lol ok it was quite good! :-)
2007-01-18 03:26:35 · answer #10 · answered by GEMA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋