Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less than a year later he was in court filing for a divorce.
"Tell the court why you want a divorce," the judge said.
"Well, Your Honor," Dan started, "every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are identical, sometimes I'd end up fxcking her by mistake."
"Surely there must be some difference between the two women," the judge said.
"Exactly, Your Honor. That's why I want the divorce!"
2007-01-18 03:15:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-19 01:19:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wierd. me and my pal halley dressed up like one yet another on twin day too. Be tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee from Alice in Wonderland. yet i might make it a stunning version of them, beacause they're strange finding. like use helicopter hats somewhat of those with a flag.
2016-10-07 08:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by rotanelli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic chris 10/10
2007-01-18 07:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like double trouble, or a double whammy (bammy etc)
PS What's a bewie ? Do you mean a bevvy ?
2007-01-19 02:21:13 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good. This is like some Jerry Springer Stuff
2007-01-18 03:20:13 · answer #5 · answered by gatorboi19884870 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
pretty funny
but may have been better if the punch line was fu*cking the different women by mistake
2007-01-18 03:20:21 · answer #6 · answered by john9999999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny............and the differences being one is a better f**k than the other maybe.
2007-01-18 10:04:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA CLASSY! I like it..... not hysterical, but worth a bit of a laugh
2007-01-18 03:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To funny!
2007-01-18 03:31:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol am in school right now in my classroom and no one thinks thats funny ha ha ha -.- not!
2007-01-18 03:20:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋