Two guys -- one married, one single -- are discussing life. The single one says to his friend, "How's your sxx life after twenty years of marriage?"
The married man responds "We've been into S&M for some time."
"S&M?" the single guy asks.
"Yeah," says the married guy. I snore and she mxsturbxtes."
2007-01-18 03:10:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 10/10
2007-01-19 01:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-18 03:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it really is funny. Because i was thinking something else. But the "x" replacing the "a" makes it at first hard to understand. But it is still good.
2007-01-18 03:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by gatorboi19884870 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
snoring is caused by a breathing problem of the nose hole. while experts believe that masturbation is healthy and causes no ill side affects.
2007-01-18 03:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by hursh s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it funny but it wont work all time.
its nice to have such thing once in a week while other six days having ****
2007-01-18 03:14:03 · answer #5 · answered by nataraj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good its the other way round here 10/10
2007-01-18 07:01:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god, is that what i have to look forward to, i'm 10 years married tee hee hee
2007-01-18 07:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! typical man ha ha!!! another good 1..
2007-01-18 03:13:46 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - I like!
2007-01-18 03:13:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2007-01-18 03:18:48 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋