Fred had a black eye, so his friend said how did you get that Fred. Well it's like this you see. I was sitting behind a lady in church last Sunday, and when we stood up her dress was stuck in the crack of her bum, so I leant over and pulled it out for her. She turned round and gave me a black eye. The next week Fred was talking again to his friend and he said, I see you have another black eye, how did that happen? Fred said, remember that womean whose dress I pulled out from the crack of her bum, well I thought I had better put it back where it belonged, but she gave me another black eye!
2007-01-18 02:46:36 · 10 answers · asked by Plato 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahha some people jus dont learn hahhaha lol good one
2007-01-18 03:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The answer is the 'lady' was a man in a dress.
2007-01-18 02:55:26 · answer #2 · answered by MrPete 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, groan!
Q: What's black and white and red all over??
A: A Newspaper
2007-01-18 02:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by Janes_Addiction 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-18 03:16:09 · answer #4 · answered by SassySister 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-01-18 02:55:42 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not again yawn
2007-01-18 02:53:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-01-18 03:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was funny!
2007-01-18 02:56:30 · answer #8 · answered by sexy momma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was allright
2007-01-18 03:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-01-18 03:00:08 · answer #10 · answered by kelloggs.1712 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋