A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sxxy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and says, "Honey, Do you remember this?"
He looks up at her and says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?" she asks.
He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, 'Ohhhhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to sxck the life out of those big txts and scrxw your brains out!'"
She giggles and says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"
Again he looks up at her and looks her up and down and replies, "Mission Accomplished."
2007-01-18 02:44:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 10/10
2007-01-19 01:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but cut the joke down a little and it will be better
2007-01-18 10:53:35 · answer #2 · answered by slp9209 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tht made me giggle, cheers 4 that!
2007-01-18 10:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by Irishbird3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's funny. I think I'd have to slap him but funny
2007-01-18 10:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by Janes_Addiction 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny not a nice picture tho!
2007-01-18 11:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by Friday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100000/100 LOL ver very funny
2007-01-18 11:00:47 · answer #6 · answered by lily lo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats mean, but funny!
2007-01-18 10:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by sexy momma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha that was funny, lol:)
2007-01-18 10:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovly lol
carry on with another
2007-01-18 11:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by First L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!! *in fits of laughter* - that's gna keep me chuckling for ages!!!
**20/10**
2007-01-18 10:54:54 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋