i was just wondering if any of you women had a funny or embarrassing story that involved pantyhose?
2007-01-18 02:37:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
A fellow I used to work, who was involved with being a professional swimmer, confessed to wearing pantyhose when he swam because it "increased his drag" but reduced his time in completing "the lap". I rolled laughing and he never did see the humor...could be because he was married to an attorney.
2007-01-18 02:43:12 · answer #1 · answered by bottleblondemama 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dianne A - that is the funniest story i have read in yahoo!! You gotta get 10 points for that! Mine is more embarrassing than funny, well at least from my perspective. I normally hate pantihose, but I was invited to an awards evening and thought it best to go dressed to kill. I am a fuller figure and pantihose sizing can be a little tricky, none the less I bought a pack and dashed off to the venue to dress. Never considered how a velvet wrap dress would work over pantihose sans the petticoat. Whilst struggling into the pantihose which was 2 sizes too small I punctured both legs at hip height. But soldiered on with dressing only to arrive at the event out of breath, looking like I been dragging backward though a dense garden. The nylon stockings generated so much static that the velvet dress clung to me, highlighting every bump and curve, not to mention the saddle bags I now had hanging out of the torn stockings. When the lights dimmed for the main event, everyone could see little blue sparks jumping off my dress everytime I moved.
2016-03-29 03:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a pantyhose fetish or something? If so this is an odd way to have fun with it. oh well no sorry I have no funny stories.
2007-01-18 02:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by stripedbook 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No I am sorry I haven't... Have You?
2007-01-18 02:47:20 · answer #4 · answered by AG3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋