A group of friars opened a florist shop to help with their belfry payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of God, so their business flourished. A rival florist became upset that his business was suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the Friars, so he asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. The Friars refused. The florist went to them and begged that they shut down. Again they refused. So the florist then hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest thug in town. He went to the Friars' shop, beat them up, destroyed their flowers, trashed their sho p, and said that if they didn't close, he'd be back. Well, totally terrified, the Friars closed up shop and hid in their rooms. This proved that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
2007-01-18 02:20:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Actually it's kind of cute! I found myself laughing out loud at work in my office!
Good one! Not many can make me laugh like a totally insane person.
2007-01-18 02:25:34 · answer #1 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute, I really needed a laugh too! Thank You!!
2007-01-18 10:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by twysty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my
thats a silly one
lol
2007-01-18 10:24:29 · answer #3 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.
That was cute. I wasn't sure where it was going. Caught me by surprise.
2007-01-18 10:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by teardrop301 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice little play on words, there.
2007-01-18 10:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup!
2007-01-18 10:26:27 · answer #6 · answered by MT C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! i love it! i love ur sence of humor! keep it, treasure it! hehe, florist friars..............
2007-01-18 10:26:46 · answer #7 · answered by Gabby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your humor is not warped, just foolish.
2007-01-18 10:34:06 · answer #8 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a really good one.. the pastor on our volunteer fire department will enjoy that one!
2007-01-18 10:30:29 · answer #9 · answered by smed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not warped, just "ba-boom" corny.
2007-01-18 10:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by Oh Wise One 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋