A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sxx shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddxldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dxldos. Actually we carry many models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffxxcccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
2007-01-18 02:19:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard that 1 so many time but still pmsl 10/10
2007-01-19 01:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao then fell of the chair, your on a roll tonight
2007-01-18 15:48:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
rotflmao
oh my thats a funny one
you made me spit out my tea!
2007-01-18 10:26:11 · answer #3 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
made me laugh
2007-01-18 11:06:43 · answer #4 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but i'm still giggling!!!!
these jokes are soooooooo funny!!!!!
2007-01-18 10:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad it made me chuckle
2007-01-18 10:25:54 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great, todays best. keep em coming.
2007-01-18 10:24:45 · answer #7 · answered by wang eyed lil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that IS good!
2007-01-18 10:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
vvvvveeeerrrrryyyy gooooood
love it lol
2007-01-18 10:23:32 · answer #9 · answered by Jade Goody 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i love that
2007-01-18 10:28:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋